Gettin' busted for drawin' Ramona Quimby doin' the Principal! (achewood quote from ash "gottacatchemall") || <dopp> When I grow up, I want to be a globally scoped variable. || <A_Young> i want a lobotomy the stress is too much Neo85 is welcomed to the world of tree files Ash: (Search for where neo85 joins and read from there) gps: there, now we don't need to post any more of these. fark 'll do it for us. Get your rear in gear with these 10 fat-burning workouts! matthew: They should sell this on late-night TV as an "Ultimate Ass Workout Video". Uh oh, Julia Roberts' marriage is over! Ash: WHAT A SURPRISE druework: "I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only guy talking to you." Ben Afflek and Jennifer Lopez to remake Casablanca Ash: Shake that booty again, sam http://www.xybernaut.com/Solutions/product/poma_product.htm matthew: Wearable computing hits open-to-public market. Scientists find lots of weird shit out in the universe. Like dark energy, and dark matter. and strange charmed up quarks http://www.joke-archive.net/archives.html DragonFax: Another good one. http://stuff.sateh.com/linux.swf sateh: |_iNuX RuL3Z dUd3! http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2003/4/10/122010/516 TheShad: Looting tips sateh: Karaoke 101 Boogle.com - Google with quotes (and excellent pictures) A_Young: "When nothing seems to help, I go and look at a stonecutter hammering away at his rock perhaps a hundred times without as much as a crack showing in it. Yet at the hundred and first blow it will split in two, and I know it was not that blow that did it, but all that had gone before. -- Jacob Riis" http://windowsmedia.com/9series/detection/NSPage.asp skimpIzu: We're sorry. This Windows Media 9 Series content is only available to be viewed using Internet Explorer http://www.newscientist.com/opinion/opinterview.jsp?id=ns23901 smackthud: Great article on a new way of looking at depression, trauma, and other brain activity... and how to cure it FAST Australia Australia Australia we love you! Amen A_Young: WARNING kherr: Where someone foolishly purchases M$ wireless gear and gets screwed and abused; after exchanging for a real product is happy again. SMH January 28 2003 -- Piracy not the burning issue in CD sales slide: ARIA A_Young: "While Australian music sales dropped last year, the Australian Recording Industry Association (ARIA) concedes that online song-swapping and CD burning may not be to blame." Conservative constitutional catfight! kherr: Right-wing activists team up with the left-wing ACLU to bash the PATRIOT Act. The Justice Department is not amused. We Love the Iraqi Information Minister kherr: He's really not any more outrageous than Donald "Dr. Strangelove" Rumsfeld wmf: we don't know what the future will look like, but hopefully it will look like Blade Runner kherr: More than a phone, abandons the phone keypad arrangement and is J2ME-based kherr: Toppling Saddam's statue wasn't exactly what the Pentagon/media want us to believe... Los Angeles Free Press, 06 Mar 1970 -- Burroughs On Scientology A_Young: William S. Burroughs: "In view of the fact that my articles and statements on Scientology may have influenced young people to associate themselves with the so called Church of Scientology, I feel an obligation to make my present views on the subject quite clear. .. Suppose Newton had founded a Church of Newtonian Physics and refused to show his formula to anyone who doubted the tenets of Newtonian Physics?" http://www.xs4all.nl/~kspaink/fishman/ot8b.html A_Young: L.R.Hubbard's final Scientological 'revelation' ".. the historic Jesus was not nearly the sainted figure has been made out to be. In addition to being a lover of young boys and men, he was given to uncontrollable bursts of temper and hatred.. " http://www.people.cornell.edu/pages/elz1/clocktower/DrSeuss.html A_Young: Someone claiming to be the original author of that Dr Seuss poem about the 'packet hits a socket' blah blah blah ;) matthew: It's very good at it! http://www.xosx.com/desktopcray/index.html A_Young: I'm on top .. or is that bottom? "Desktop Cray brings the ultrafast world of Supercomputing to your Windows, Macintosh or Linux computer... without all the trouble or expense. ... Our Phantom FX 12 Engine with quad programmable Matrix-X Shaders, advanced Voxel Shaders and 3D+ textures brings to life special effects on a metascale." |