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We specialize in restricted mathematical munitions and other thought crime

More myspace drama

pretender: "I just don't understand with all these new laws protecting America how a 16-year-old kid could get out of the country."

http://www.flickr.com/photos/rikrose/162523301/

http://ihomestudio.com/alex/barcelona/index.asp

NSA luvs MySpace and Friendster! XOXOXOXO <3 !!!

cryptomail: OMG HUGZ2U2 realdollesq wide eye'ed young girl open mouth pic

Spanish castle optical illusion

rik: Stare at the black dot for 30 seconds, then put your mouse over the image. It will look like it's in colour. Now move your eyes or blink.

women are PRE-PREGNANT

Oliver: Welcome to the mootrix

Windoze Vista - one naggy bitch

coderman: "The software giant is favoring security and IT controls over end-user productivity. Don't get me wrong, security and IT manageability are very good things. But some of the people actually using the Beta 2 Vista software describe their experience as akin to that of a rat caught in a maze."
coderman: and you thought the "Are you sure??" prompts were annoying.
cryptomail: hey they stole those mac widgets
coderman: i bet within two weeks of vista deployment one of the most popular downloads on C-Net is going to disable all this nag crap
coderman: heheh, it's a mac! but needs twice as much hardware to run worsely.

a "Fuck FISA" bill now in the works

coderman: YEAH BABY, LET'S GET THIS POLICE STATE PARTY STARTED! WOO HOO!
coderman: next strong crypto without back doors will become illegal, and coderman is prosecuted as an enemy combatant for providing prohibited military technology to the public!
cryptomail: rutroh
coderman: cryptomail is then prosecuted for thought crimes against humanity when he refuses to cough up the keys to his kingdom
cryptomail: /me makes my root key an incriminating statement so he can plead the 5th
coderman: please note that the "State Secrets and <REDACTED> Privilege" overrides all other freedoms
coderman: <DoJ> send this cryptomail radical to Egypt for some "special rendition", bwa haha ha...
cryptomail: oops :(

Damn those CrackBerries!

   

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