#infoAnarchy Chump Archives for 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006

Secret U.S. Task Force 145 Secretly Changes Its Name, Again
posted by coderman at 2006-06-13 23:27

coderman: Task Force 20, 5, 180, 121, 626, 145, ?
coderman: ... perhaps, 58509?
coderman: <Hi-Fi58509> hi all <Hi-Fi58509> how are you? <Hi-Fi58509> PREPARED TO DIE??
seti: the comments are awesome. so abcnews reports on what an army official said at a press conference and suddenly they're killing troops? wtf?

I've found God, says man who cracked the genome
posted by coderman at 2006-06-13 23:18

coderman: "Among Collins's most controversial beliefs is that of "theistic evolution", which claims natural selection is the tool that God chose to create man. In his version of the theory, he argues that man will not evolve further."
coderman: sweet, i always wanted to believe that i was the pinnacle of evolution and the focal point of exitence in the universe! yay!
coderman: what a great feeling, surely it be right!
coderman: <GOD> coderman, i'm so going to kick your ass when you get here, punkass

We used to call them cell phones
posted by coderman at 2006-06-13 22:46

http://www.equasystem.com/ita/new.htm
posted by est at 2006-06-13 20:12

coderman: this sounds interesting. but leaves much to be desired in lynx.
Zerodhero: Coderman needs to get pushed into the late 90's and get netscape 3.1 fir *nix

Jam the demo's phone lines heheheh :) good 1
posted by cryptomail at 2006-06-13 17:51

Homeland Security accepts fake ID
posted by coderman at 2006-06-13 02:50

coderman: "Bruce DeCell, a retired New York City police officer, used his phony card -- which lists his place of birth as "Tijuana, B.C." and his address as "123 Fraud Blvd." on an incorrectly spelled "Staton Island, N.Y." -- to enter the building Wednesday for a meeting with DHS officials."

Forbidden
posted by coderman at 2006-06-13 02:31

coderman: oh god, i want it sooo bad now!!! LET ME HAVE YOUR INDEX, PLEASSSSE!
cryptomail: conversion, conversion, conversion

this happened to me the other day on the highway. hate that shit...
posted by coderman at 2006-06-13 01:59

Kid gives cop the finger...
posted by uid0 at 2006-06-13 01:55

uid0: rofflez

<Fawn> Some dogs chase cats. Some cats chase dogs. Jack the cat chases bears
posted by Fawn at 2006-06-13 01:52

coderman: jack chased the bear a few times. good kitty!

14% of windoze computers contain rootkits?
posted by coderman at 2006-06-13 01:01

coderman: oh wait, minus Sony rootkits that's only 9%

Ladies and Gentlemen....sanity prevails
posted by cryptomail at 2006-06-13 00:42

seti: who in their right minds would start a militia using only handguns?
coderman: .38 for great justice! rawr!
cryptomail: Remember kids, people kill people, not guns