#infoAnarchy Chump Archives for 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006

THE ONLY WOMEN THAT USE UNIX ARE FAT AND UGLY
posted by xt at 2006-06-17 20:49

cryptomail: xt is no looker himself I bet
cryptomail: How's your sysad muscle?
cryptomail: Is it powered by skittles and bugles and mountain dew?

UNIX IS SEXY
posted by Mutiny_ at 2006-06-17 19:42

Mutiny_:

OMG, teh t0r is h4ck1ng me!
posted by coderman at 2006-06-17 16:42

coderman: 'A colleague of mine stated his opinion of my opinion: "Your problem with Tor is that you can't control it, isn't it?" And he's right -- that's the exact problem I have with it.
coderman: WE NEED INTERNET LICENSES WITH BIOMETRIC AUTHENTICATION FOR TEH INTARWEB!
cryptomail: smells like troll bait, looks like troll bait...
coderman: regularly audited by a coalitio of national governments. with STRONG ENFORCEMENT on these rabble rousers, by god!
coderman: cmon guys, tor gives you the flippin' tools to block exit nodes and you still bitch in ignorance. sigh
cryptomail: Yup...looks like they're ignorant. Someone should reply to http://www.merit.edu/mail.archives/nanog/msg00728.html with that URL

user centric network endpoint based session authentication/privacy
posted by coderman at 2006-06-17 12:35

coderman: fuck all your https, your STARTTLS, your complex and unnecessary service specific auth/privacy abominations!

http://www.skepticfiles.org/index.htm
posted by also at 2006-06-17 11:58

How do non-Perl regexes work on the inside?
posted by also at 2006-06-17 08:44

also: how Perl regex's work
also: WARNING: mentions NP Completeness
also: dammit Perl let's you add to the string your matching on while you're matching it
also: which is about as NP-Complete as it gets.
also: GOTO 10
also: (?:^|)
Mutiny_: HA-HA! DETERMINISTIC!
also: the only thing determined about a regex is the person writing it

Elliptic Curve Cryptography - A case study in formalization using a higher order logic theorem prover
posted by coderman at 2006-06-17 06:24

coderman: shit mang, i was doing this back in 2nd grade for extra credit.

http://www.explosm.net/movies/16/
posted by Zerodhero at 2006-06-17 06:11

also: E_BENNY_HILL_CHASE_SCENE

SCADA industry debates flaw disclosure
posted by coderman at 2006-06-17 05:40

coderman: full disclosure! (heheh)
cryptomail: healthcare settings :)
coderman: (cryptomail) <blackhat>wet jacking for the remote kill!!! -- still possible, for example, taking out backup/reserve power facilities for life support circuits, then dropping the grid with a SCADA remote r00t

Some dickhead added some new newline characters.
posted by also at 2006-06-17 04:17

also: three wasn't enough.
coderman: damn right!

Suicide by cop. begging them to kill you doesn't work. you gotta make em phear!
posted by coderman at 2006-06-17 02:13

cryptomail: and no, giving the cop the finger will get you a beat down
cryptomail: For reference snicker snicker snicker heheheh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjB23AWptcI&search=giving%20a%20cop%20the%20finger
cryptomail: Not what you should do :)

A man pleaded with police officers to kill him after his wife's severed head was tossed from his truck
posted by est at 2006-06-17 01:49

cryptomail: Blaze-o-glory style

http://img.ircimages.com/ircimages/1/8/18bb3736c435d45b18ec758cccf11754_.gif
posted by Zerodhero at 2006-06-17 00:44

Zerodhero: http://img.ircimages.com/ircimages/1/8/18bb3736c435d45b18ec758cccf11754.gif