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<plenug> what? when I counted as female?

things ellison would never do

coderman: "I have never owned, nor would I ever wear, a pink tank top. This is very important."
Mutiny: He would never fail to bludgeon an old lady for money.
coderman: he would never not say such a succinct quote: "It took me a while, but I finally figured out what it was: The woman was pure evil."
Mutiny: We need to change this to avoid the double negatives.

Let's show zero-tolerance for jargon, 24/7

Mutiny: ZERG RUSH
coderman: "At best, buzzwords are unimaginative and fuzzy; at worst they attempt to deliberately mislead or confuse the public"
coderman: oh man, this guys skills put mine to shame!

POP AND LOCk FOR TEH 3rD REICH

Mutiny:

revealing tor hidden services by their clock skew

GroupHug - for those days when you think your life is full of shit

coderman: ... i was going to post some quotes here, but i found one so disgusting i'd rather pretened i never read it.
coderman: "my most sexual encounter was with my sisters pet cat. it was rough at first but once the cat relaxed and stopped trying to bite and scratch me it was quite enjoyable. i was hoping for awhile that maybe she might have some sort of halfbreed human-kittens but it never happened. i've never had sex with an actual girl but i'd do it again with the cat. is this wrong?" - yes, #303885505, it's way wrong.
coderman: "Sometimes I download 4-5 copies of the same song on peer to peer networks, to see which one goes the fastest. I don't bother cancelling the others. I am a bandwith-waster." -- WHY YOU DIRTY MOTHERFUCKER!!
coderman: "i knocked up my daughter when she was eleven." -- this falls into the "i hope it's bullshit" category.
coderman: "I shoved my dick in the hose of a vacuum and it got stuck. My dick got so raw that i just chose to relax for a bit but accidentilly fell asleep. Then my mom came home." -- i hate when that happens. that's why i always keep a jar of vaseline handy when fucking the hoover.
Zerodhero: "I broke up with my boyfriend and told him that it was because I was a lesbian. I then started dating a friend of ours that was a lesbian for three months.I'm not a lesbian, I just hated him that much. I wanted to hurt him." <- Ouch!
Mutiny: Anonymous group ownage.

gold ends up 2 pct,bulls back after summer lull

coderman: "It is quite a sharp jump when you consider oil is well entrenched below $70 and the U.S. dollar at $1.28 against euro is relatively strong,"

Jersey's growing army of young gangsters

mxyztplk: uid0 is so much more than a gangster

The Batbed

mxyztplk:
mxyztplk:

http://www.theinquirer.net/default.aspx?article=34157

Zerodhero: Apple Wi-Fi hack revealed
Zerodhero: Johnny Cache breaks silence

USC Study: Celebrities Really Are More Narcissistic

coderman: "Celebrities have more narcissistic personality traits than the general population, and people with narcissistic tendencies seem to be attracted to the entertainment industry rather than the industry creating narcissists."
coderman: it may be obvious but it isn't proven until we've spent a lot of time and money on it!
coderman: your money, that is.

Bush Reminds Americans U.S. Is at War - "I want you to fear, fear for you life! when you cast that vote!"

coderman: "Quoting extensively from letters, Web site statements, audio recording and videotapes purportedly from terrorists, as well as documents found in various raids, Bush painted a terrible motif of Americans on the brink of torturous muder at the hands of extremists if the Democrats win seats."
coderman: (paraphrasing a little bit...)
Mutiny: voted #1 against the wall when the revolution comes!

Footage of Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin being killed by a stingray will be shown on TV to honour his wishes.

coderman: "Steve famously said: "My number one rule is to keep that camera rolling. Even if it’s shaky or slightly out of focus, I don’t give a rip! Even if a big big old alligator is chewing me up I want to go down and go, ‘Crikey!’ just before I die. That would be the ultimate for me."
Mutiny: I think it was probably more like "glub!"
Mutiny: Or "Stingray? OH SHI-"

LEAVE NATURE THE FUCK ALONE

Mutiny:

openssl PKCS #1 v 1.5 signature bypass via exponent 3 hack

coderman: oops!

Resurgence of the Warfare State: The Crisis Since 9/11

coderman: "If American foreign policy is so manifestly unreasonable, how can the elites who control the government fail to see that it is? ... a self-styled elite thinks itself superior to the masses, in that it is not deceived by idealistic rhetoric but can cope with the hard realities of Machtpolitik."
coderman: "In fact, as Mills explained in The Causes of World War III, the elite is the prisoner of its own narrow assumptions. Mills called this inability to think beyond the ready resort to force "crackpot realism."
coderman: "Why have such inept and dangerous policies been adopted? A good part of the answer, Higgs argues, stems from the vast fortunes to be made in the defense industry. The Cold War, he trenchantly remarks, is "too good a deal to give up" (p. 49)."
coderman: sounds about right. we've spent over 4 TRILLION ($$$ 4,000,000,000,000) just on our nuclear arsenal to date.
seti: compared to that, Iraq is a freebie

Where are all the terrorists?

coderman: "The U.S. government has fallen back to prosecuting suspected international terrorists at about the same rate as before the Sept. 11 attacks, according to a study based on Justice Department data."
coderman: "... But the real genius of their plan was the fear. Fear became the ultimate tool of this government." - V for Vendetta
coderman: "In the eight months ending in May, Justice attorneys declined to prosecute more than nine out of 10 terrorism cases sent to them by the FBI, Immigration and Customs Enforcement, and other federal agencies. Nearly four in 10 of the rejected cases were scrapped because prosecutors found weak or insufficient evidence, no evidence of criminal intent or no evident federal crime."
seti: This administration is obviously becoming TOO LIBERAL.

A ride in the divorcemobile

coderman: "This is perhaps the weirdest commercial I've covered," observes Seth Stevenson, an automobile writer, in Slate, the online magazine. "It is a freakish mash-up, blending a classically boring car ad with a bizarre stab at social commentary. I can't for the life of me see what Ford hopes to achieve here."

EU passport specification (PDF)

seti: Bask in its silliness

"Then I thought: someone should try to make a man-dong for Ken."

coderman: "And that someone should be me..."
coderman: "... But now I guess I'll have to keep the "Retarbie" idea all to myself."
Mutiny: Once cent per unit!

Pleng: Composing for a Justly Tuned Gender Barung

"I have had it with the airport security checks."

est: "The ex-Marine stood directly facing me, his eyes nervously darting to my groin. It was nerve-racking, but the vibrator quietly soothed my jangled nerves."
Mutiny: I have a medical device IN MY PANTS.

SubSpace (computer game)

coderman: "SubSpace is a two-dimensional space shooter computer game published in 1997 by Virgin Interactive Entertainment (VIE). This freeware game incorporates quasi-realistic zero-friction physics into a massively multiplayer online game.
coderman: "Game Types: There are three basic types of games: flagging, kill, and soccer. With the advent of ASSS game designers can create new types such as race or RPGs in addition to the original game types. Flagging is divided into the following sub-categories: Capture the Flag (CTF), Turf and Running types. Kill is divided into the following sub-categories: Kill, King of the Hill and Speed types."
Mutiny: also playable under linux

Mutiny's favorite joke

Mutiny: YA RLY
coderman: NO WAI!!! (^_^);

the thing about bruce schneier that was funny the first time and now is more tired than a 90 year old man with anemia running a marathon

coderman: "For Bruce Schneier, SHA-1 is merely a compression algorithm."
coderman: "Bruce Schneier fully discloses his own vulnerabilities: none."
coderman: (ed. note: holy shit dude, i'd love me some SHA1 compression)
cryptomail[SF]: yeah yeah, but it's the go to thing when we start talking about ciphers, etc.
coderman: (ed. note: Mutiny is dying to see hampster dance again. plz email inline html to him promptly)
cryptomail[SF]: DYIN
Mutiny: Bruce Schneier is so smart he remembered all these the first time he hear them.
   

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