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HAY BABY I WISH I WERE YOUR DERIVATIVE SO I COULD LIE TANGENT TO YOUR CURVES

Track and Field in video games is better

laney: Hey that's what we do to the BoSox umps when they mess up a fair and call it foul. Frankly, I don't see a problem with it.

Crash - novel by JG Ballard

coderman: "Crash is a novel about a subculture of people who are sexually aroused by car crashes. They re-enact famous car crashes (such as those that killed James Dean and Jayne Mansfield), cause accidents themselves, and document other crashes." - heh, the film was pretty fucked up too.

OUR MAN IN PAKISTAN (aka Taking out Musharraf)

coderman: aww yeah, rogue nukes in the middle east! woo hoo!
coderman: "The future will be a struggle between huge competing systems of psychopathology." - J. G. Ballard
coderman: that sounds like fun'

Government Data Mining Programs

"Red Bull Offices"

Mutiny: I don't see any indication that this is in fact the Red Bull offices, but it's hella deco.

Forgery and Partial Key-Recovery Attacks on HMAC and NMAC Using Hash Collisions

coderman: "In this paper, we analyze the security of HMAC and NMAC, both of which are hash-based message authentication codes. We present distinguishing, forgery, and partial key recovery attacks on HMAC and NMAC using collisions of MD4, MD5, SHA-0, and reduced SHA-1. Our results demonstrate that the strength of a cryptographic scheme can be greatly weakened by the insecurity of the underlying hash function." - sweet!

The American motorist is the most aggressive creature on earth

coderman: "So why, you may be wondering, do I own a Ford GT? That's simple. The body is British, the gearbox is British, the steering rack is from an Aston, the chassis was set up by a couple of guys from Lotus, the wheels are German and the brakes are Italian. The power is American, yes, but it's tamed and sophisticated by Europeans. It's a metaphor, in other words, for the perfect world."
coderman: lol, fucking brits
coderman: ;)
Mutiny: It's about as reliable as a British car, too.

The next generation of Karl Roves

seti: Different white guys, infinitely more slime

Punctuation Marks !!!

laser-pointer => laser serial port transceiver hack

nickronomycon: similar project for relaying analogue audio
nickronomycon: both found from links at http://www.diylive.net/

Service manuals,electronic components datasheets and equipment schematics database

nickronomycon: imagine a world without patents or copyright

Bill Clinton/Fox News (Chris Wallace Interview) Pt. 1 - Google Video

cryptomail: Bill Clinton Kicks ASS
nickronomycon: <clinton> This country only has one person who?s worked on this terror. From the terrorist incidents under Reagan to the terrorist incidents from 9/11, only one: Richard Clarke. And all I can say to anybody is, you want to know what we did wrong or right, or anybody else did? Read his book.
nickronomycon: the transcript continues beyond where the video cuts off
nickronomycon: see?

Bin Laden dead/not dead paradox

nickronomycon: google cache of original article from L'est Republicain, a regional peper from Nancy, France
nickronomycon: received Un pluie de reactions
nickronomycon: offsite cache of copy of original
nickronomycon: feel free to translate and post link
nickronomycon: related to pretty-much-simultaneous clinton interview where he defended views of his performance as President re acting against Bin Laden? transcript (which one came first?)
nickronomycon: apparently he has been dead before
nickronomycon: I think its drummed up to reduce the level of news re the clinton interview
nickronomycon: but it could be vice versa ...
nickronomycon: or .. you know .. just a coincidence
nickronomycon: maybe the clinton interview fed the level of reaction to what might otherwise have gone unnoticed ...
nickronomycon: hmm there's some way to graph this
nickronomycon: not enough searches at the time to indicate which was out first ...
Mutiny: BIN LADEN IS A VAMPIRE

Germany under pressure to seek arrest of CIA agents

I dropped the E-bomb.

   

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