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Congressional Gay Pedophile Resigns
posted by laney at 2006-09-29 23:42

laney: 16 yo male page- tshirt and shorts
laney: Maf54- Well, strip down and get relaxed.
laney: Foley was chairman of the House Caucus on Missing and Exploited Children.
laney: Foley was one of the foremost critics in the House of child pornography.

19 Year Old Diebold Technician Wins U.S. Presidency
posted by coderman at 2006-09-29 23:12

laney: Only because he didn't inhale kids! Don't let corruption win your heart through drugs!

Congratulations, you've reached the End of the Internet .
posted by coderman at 2006-09-29 21:42

Augmented Breasts Will Require Additional Inspection at Airports
posted by coderman at 2006-09-29 21:27

coderman: w00t, time for a career change!
seti: fucking ridiculous.
laney: miss, I need you to turn around and bend over while I examine them please.

Children handcuffed in police drug raid, Dog also killed during bust; 18-year-old charged with misdemeanors
posted by coderman at 2006-09-29 21:17

coderman: "A police strike team raided a woman's Prospect Street apartment and handcuffed her children and killed her dog early Tuesday in a $60 pot bust."
coderman: what.. the.. FUCK?
coderman: "But police said they have no reason to apologize. They said they raided the house because Woodyear's 18-year-old son, Israel M. Bradley, sold three plastic bags of marijuana there for $40 on Sept. 15. They allege he sold two other bags of marijuana in the house for $20 on Aug. 28, they said.:
coderman: these guys are obviously bored, and need to be assigned to duties that actually protect and serve, instead of bringing the equivalent of a paramilitary force to bear on a fucking non violent misdemeanor!! jezus!

Beijing secretly fires lasers to disable US satellites
posted by coderman at 2006-09-29 21:13

coderman: tricky!
coderman: "The document said that China could blind American satellites with a ground-based laser firing a beam of light to prevent spy photography as they pass over China.
coderman: "According to senior American officials: "China not only has the capability, but has exercised it." American satellites like the giant Keyhole craft have come under attack "several times" in recent years."

Congressional analysis puts cost of Iraq war at $2 billion a week
posted by coderman at 2006-09-29 21:11

coderman: fucking hell. i want a refund!

4 EST
posted by cryptomail at 2006-09-29 19:20

coderman: "Every Breath Bernanke Takes" - thanks lynx.
coderman: i wonder when someone will code a flash -> aalib plugin for lynx/links

Nice box
posted by nickronomycon at 2006-09-29 14:44

laney: Federal authorities say such messages could result in Foley's prosecution, under some of the same laws he helped to enact.

WELCOME TO #iA. YOU WILL NEVER WANT TO LEAVE. EVAR.
posted by nickronomycon at 2006-09-29 12:32

nickronomycon:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Val_Henson
posted by rabbi at 2006-09-29 03:07

My friend has got some balls flying his plane at night
posted by cryptomail at 2006-09-29 02:42

cryptomail: Got home only by lcd vid cam
cryptomail: He's obviously got good spacial orientation sense
cryptomail: I think he's pretended to do a real descent pattern as well :) SHOWOFF

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/09/28/idiot.baggie/index.html
posted by rabbi at 2006-09-29 02:13

rabbi: Kip Hawley is an idiot.
nickronomycon:
nickronomycon: see?

keeping warm in an inflationary winter
posted by est at 2006-09-29 00:03

    
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