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The Confessions of Marcus Hutchins, the Hacker Who Saved the Internet
posted by seti at 2020-05-12 22:38

Ash: hacking is illegal!!

TON is dead
posted by seti at 2020-05-12 18:03

seti: it wasn't a goldmine, it was snakeoil
Ash: it's "crypto" what do you expect

Why we at $FAMOUS_COMPANY Switched to $HYPED_TECHNOLOGY
posted by seti at 2020-05-12 12:38

Oliber: Also - every CTO at other tech company: GET ME SOME OF THAT
pseudonymouse: "...stonks..."
pseudonymouse:
pseudonymouse: Also remember, if you work there, and you're reading this, you're sacked. :-)
Ash: hi simmo

The Reels - Pseudocoder's^W^H Quasimodo's Dream
posted by pseudonymouse at 2020-05-12 05:37

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pseudocode
posted by sarsip at 2020-05-12 04:57

sarsip: I'm a bit sad about the lack of common standards.
sarsip: Come on guys, going on 70-odd years!~ How are we evar going to get compilers for this when we can't even scrape together an IEEE recognised standards body?!!
sarsip: Am awaiting pseudocode compiler written in valid pseudocode.
sarsip: Expect announcement at Pseudoconf 2021.
sarsip: oh. Looks like maybe someone has patents on it.
sarsip: Which brings me to the need for reverse-engineering tools, for dissassembly and analysis of pseudocode-derived machine code.
sarsip: MUAHAHAHAHA I WILL RULE THE WORLD WITH MY PSEUDOCODE EMPIRE!!!!! QUAKE IN FEAR PATENT TROLSLS!!!
sarsip: So does pseudocode compile to pseudobytecode?
sarsip: I guess that would need a pseudovirtualmachine...
pseudonym: Muhahaha.
pseudonymouse: oddly enough...